The magic-thin potions

I have colleagues who are so obsessed about losing weight that they keep trying new products every few weeks and I've not heard of most of them! 

The magic coffee

They started off with a kind of coffee made in China. It might be anytime now that all the 3 ladies in the office get admitted in the hospital for organ failures. When you take this coffee, you feel full and you will not eat. It is really extreme because you can go for a whole day with just two slices of bread. Magic coffee aside, I read somewhere that the less you eat, the less calories your body burns and so you will actually not be losing much weight compared to eating and having your body burn higher calories. But science has no place when it comes to vanity. Neither does brain.

The magic soap

This is something I've not heard of. There are soaps which make you thin! I know. No more watching what you eat and exercising. Shower 10 times a day and voila! You will be the next anorexic walking down the street. I honestly don't know how this works, but if you purchase similar soaps, in addition to getting rid of your fat, it makes your breasts more appealing too.

The magic perfume

This is something new and I overheard my colleagues talking about this. You apply it on your hand and the smell suppresses you appetite, causing you to lose weight eventually. I don't know what the theory is behind this.

Isn't anyone going to promote a healthy lifestyle for a healthy body? What's this obsession  with a skinny figure? I really don't get it. 

If you know of any more magic stuff which makes you thin, do let me know so that I can add it to my list of magic things!