"I'm Ultraman. You are dinasour."

I heard a funny story recently about a little boy and a little girl who just started school and are classmates. This little boy went over to the little girl and said "I'm Ultraman. You are dinosaur." Then he just karate chopped her shoulder.

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The little boy probably felt like this when said,
"I'm Ultraman. You're dinosaur."

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Just before karate chopping her shoulder,

he must have felt like he was saving the world.

Thank god I was in an all girl's school. The worst thing which happened when I was 7, and even that, not to me, was a girl getting another girl's hair stuck in the school bag's zipper and decided to solve the problem by cutting her hair to free her, but this ended up with the girl's mother coming to school because they were Punjabis and they were not supposed to cut their hair. Haha.