Goodness Gracious Me

I love this show, Goodness Gracious Me. It's a BBC English Language Sketch Comedy which aired about 15 years ago. I came across some sketches on Youtube and loved it. Here are some funny lines from the guy who keeps saying the wrong things at dinner:


Man: Why don't we skip dessert and get out of here?
Woman: Why? What have you got in mind?
Man: Nothing. Just that you are already quite fat.
Woman: *leaves the table*
Man: Cheque please.


Man: Your parents must be very beautiful people.
Woman: Awww..
Man: Cause it often skips a generation, init?

Woman: *leaves the table*

Man: Cheque please.

Man: You like seafood, am I right?
Woman: Yes.
Man: I could tell as soon as I picked you up.
Woman: How?
Man: Cause you smell like fish, init?

Woman: *leaves the table*

Man: Cheque please.